Enter Bridgestone
"The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too." – Oscar Levant
Enter Bridgestone
I have one son in particular who seems quite proud of the fortress
(his word) he constructs between his precious butt, and the evil and unhealthy forces waiting for it on the toilet seat. He uses a half roll of paper before he even sits. Squirming all the while, hurrying, so he can get down to business. If he really wanted to keep other butts off the seat he should replace it with one of these.
Now I have read that certain organisms can live on surfaces other than our bodies. Some live for seconds, some live for hours - depending on the story. Some harmful bacteria probably are on the toilet seat, but no STDs live on them (so I've read). If STDs lived on toilet seats and were dependent upon a fresh butt sitting on them for mobility and eventual motility, then they would be called TTDs.
One of the best defenses against toilet seat critters is our skin...our unbroken, healthy skin. But, if you have scratches, sores, or any open wounds on your bottom, by all means keep them covered as these kinds of openings do invite invasion that you could truly say you got from a toilet seat.
Having lived for more than a half century, and once being a European traveler of sorts, I have used toilets - actually sat on toilet seats - in places from Little Rock to Luxembourg, Memphis to Munich, Benton to Berlin, Amsterdam to Zurich, and dozens of other places. I have yet to be able to honestly claim that, 'I got it from a toilet seat'. If I had any luck at all the only thing I ever got was relief. Mind
you, I have papered the seat first, if there was enough paper for after, just so I could keep the bigger chunks off my bottom. But other times have simply been 'commando'. The undeniably worst thing I ever saw lurking on a toilet seat was the thing to the left...
Once, just outside Paris, France, I pulled into a gas station to do my duty only to find that there would be no sitting. Standing Room Only. This was the only place I ever saw one of these, although I'm sure I just missed the others.
The more important question than what is lurking on a toilet seat is, how dirty are your shoes? Pretty damn dirty it turns out. Think about it. You walk through all kinds of yuck, in and out of restrooms, clinics and hospitals, your workplace, where the dog did his duty...and then walk into your home. Your shoes have enough filth on them to make a toilet seat cringe. And you're worried about the crapper? The crap's on your shoes...and everywhere else...all the time. Just click the link above and see what ABC News found.
One last thing on this. WASH YOUR HANDS, OPEN THE DOOR WITH THE DRYING TOWEL, YOUR HANDKERCHIEF, OR YOUR SHOE (see, your SHOE again).
Of course I immediately began researching. The Arkansas Black Apple is a special one, a favorite in the south, I read. Maybe so, but I will wager that not many southerners have heard of it. It is classed as a heritage variety, an heirloom in modern times. Mine was not a perfect esthetic specimen of the variety, but did have the notable very dark red to black skin with a nice coat of natural wax. The bloom end was, indeed, almost black.
I have read that Arkansas Black was probably a seedling of Winesap discovered in Benton County, Arkansas around 1870. Apparently it is also known as Arkansas Black Twig, another name I’ve never heard.
My most favorite apple is the well liked Golden Delicious with its honey sweetness and smooth texture. But, if I ever get the opportunity again, I won’t hesitate to step back in time to the heritage that is the Arkansas Black.
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No Better Friend. No Worse Enemy.
Quite by chance I found what I liked in Seattle’s Best Coffee’s arabica beans. I've enjoyed every Seattle’s Best variety I've tried. My favorites are Henry’s Blend and Seattle’s Best Blend. Their caffeine content is just about right for me. There are SBC coffees that I've not tried because I can't find them, much to my dismay.
In addition, I’ve had several 100% Kona coffees from Hawaii – great, but not quite the body I like. Kona Cloud is the best Kona I’ve had. A Jonesboro, Arkansas physician (cardiothoracic surgeon) owns the Kona Cloud coffee plantation in Hawaii, and the roasterie is located in Jonesboro, but he’s not the roastmaster. Green Mountain Coffee Roasters is a publicly traded company, and another good roasterie with many excellent choices, and there are hundreds of other roasteries across the country with their specialty coffees. But, I always keep Seattle’s Best Coffee in the pantry. A burr coffee grinder is a good device to have as many coffees are offered only in whole bean. Grinding fresh beans then immediately brewing adds a dimension not attainable by buying ground. And don’t be afraid to mix different coffees in the brewer. You just might make a blend that's perfect for your tastes. Remember, coffee does not have to be bitter to be delicious.
Time now for another cup of Seattle’s Best. Enjoy your Coffee!
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The cyst on my upper back slowly grew for probably 30 years. It was never a problem
and couldn't be seen. Then, BAM! It got angry. So angry that it wanted some serious attention. I gave it what it wanted, including a high-powered antibiotic that made my tongue feel as though it were on fire. While I soothed its anger I decided to get revenge on the attention whore. I enlisted an aider and abettor, an infrequently seen ally in the War on Skin Conditions, a helluva nice guy, and a competent physician with a great sense of humor, Jim.
We planned and schemed. "As soon as it's calmed down, bring it by the office", he said, "we'll give it what it deserves". I could hardly wait.
Not only had it angered me, but it began to emit a foul odor. I say foul because even though it smelled like aged Swiss cheese (Jim chose "limburger"), I knew it was not. Oh, yes, it was a type of cheese, but not one I would enjoy with crackers.
On the fateful morning it took less than 25 minutes to get even. I thoroughly enjoyed it, too. By the way, there are six. Stitches. SIX. Don't mess with me. I get very, very serious if you mess with me. Especially if you intentionally cause me harm or make me hurt.